
The room beyond was dank and poorly lit. A scant
few candles sat in brackets on the walls. A number of men sat
at a table, chattering away. From the sound Murich guessed they
were Brettonian. He sighed. Bretonnians were notoriously difficult
to work with. Always slacking off and arguing over who should
do what. A little fire in their bellies and they wanted to
take on the world, more trouble than they were worth.
Sitting by a dirty bunk across from the chattering
group were an Elf and a Halfling. The elf had long flowing blonde
hair and wore fancy, if dirty and worn, clothes. He was babbling
flowery, alien words to the Halfling. The Halfling was bald
and quite lean, by Halfling standards anyway. His clothes were
also dirty yet much more simple. A distant look was in his
eyes and he merely nodded to the elf's statements. His gaze
fell on Murich and his
expression brightened.
"Ho friend, come join us."
Murich no longer considered himself an Imperial,
but old habits died hard. He didn't wish to get cosy with a
bunch of backstabbing Brettos. He joined the two by the bunk.
"Hello there, who might you be?"
The Halfling patted his chest enthusiastically,
"I am Bunt Foddefoot and this here is Zloremar."
Murich noticed how big a grin the elf had fixed
him with. He decided to speak very slowly as he held out his
hand.
"I am moor ick. Zloremar, yes?"
The elf grabbed his hand and pumped it firmly.
"Ya, am Zloremar. How is you bottom down
with me?"
Murich became worried. He wasn't sure what the
elf was suggesting but it sounded wrong. The kind of wrong that
got you tarred and burnt. The elf continued to pump enthusiastically
so Murich gently broke his hand away from the elfs grip.
"Yes, whatever!"
Murich's hostility was plain, it broke the elf's
grin. He talked to Bunt in the flowery words again.
"What does he want Bunt?"
"Oh, don't worry. He doesn't speak man words
very well. I think he is just asking how you are and if you'll
sit with us. "
"Oh, ok. For a moment there I thought...
nevermind!"
"Not at all, would you like some bilten?"
"Sure."
"Ya, like me the porking for my mouth. Gimme
man anyday, ya?."
The Halfling shook his head and passed a strip
to the Elf and another to Murich. They
sat and chewed the dried pork in silence for a while, enjoying
the salted flavour. The elf kept grinning and staring at Murich.
A little too much, thought Murich. He was feeling very uncomfortable.
He decided to distract himself rather than leave.
"So, tell me Bunt. How did you two meet?"
Bunt swallowed his bilten and shuffled into a
more comfortable position. "Its quite
simple really. I travelled the Empire before settling here.
I was a chef in Elftown for five years, during which time I
came to know Zloremar very well. He was my employer."
"Goodness, Elftown? You must have made a
lot of cash!"
"Well, that's a later part of the story.
As I was saying, Zloremar here was my employer. He was a marine
sergeant with the merchant navy. Seems that one day there was
a battle at sea and he took a nasty blow to the head. Knocked
him cold and almost into the drink. He woke up ten days later,
but he hasn't talked a word of sense since then. His Eltharin
is alright..."
"Eltharin?" Murich interrupted.
Bunt nodded.
"The elf language, they call it Eltharin.
Yes, his Eltharin is
alright even though he makes no bleeding sense. His Man words
are much worse,
almost like he is learning it anew as he goes."
The elf piped up again, "Ya ya, am rough
good. I like cats. Slender legs!"
"Okay, he is really starting to worry me.
You two aren't filling me with swamp gas are you?"
The Halfling chuckled and shook his head. "Oh
no. I can honestly say he has no idea how daft he sounds. I
think he was saying what a good fighter he is, quick like a
cat. Cause of his legs or something. He probably picked up on
the word marine you see."
Zloremar cut in, "Ya ya, am rough good!"
Bunt smiled in amusement, "See?"
Murich was still unsure but willing to accept
the Halfling's story for now.
He had good snacks to share. "So go on."
"Well, one thing led to another with his
family and they liquidated him. All his money, including the
wages I had saved with him, was taken and we were turfed out
of Elftown. They didn't think he would last long in this city."
Murich nodded in understanding, "So you've
taken care of him all this time. You're a rare one for this
city, Bunt."
"Oh no, he's more taken care of me. I do
the thinking and he does the fighting. He may be touched but
he's still a dab hand at cracking skulls."
"I see. So how'd you get this job? You meet
Amon?"
"Ah, no. We actually work for Mr Johns, his
first name is Jaroslav. He had us hired out for debt collecting
when he said he had a big job and needed us. The pay was better
and the work looked safer so I signed us up. Pity ole Zloie
here didn't quite get the jist ofit. When Mooks opened the door
Zloie here went straight into hard britches mode, trying to
force his way
in. Lucky I stopped him, Mr Mooks looks pretty rough."
"Rough is right, I didn't know they stacked
Bret-dung that high!"
The two broke out in laughter, the elf soon joining
them. The door slamming door
heralded the arrival of their taskmasters.
"Gentles, if you would calm down we can get
to work", said Johns.
"Yeah, shut it gits!", added Mooks.
Quiet descended over the room. All listened intently.
Johns cleared his throat before he continued,
"Very good, now. You two, move the bunk aside please."
He indicated a pair of the Brettonians. They grumbled
and made a display of getting up and shuffling to the bunk.
With a quick heave it was moved and a trapdoor revealed.

