The
Mousillon Bugle - 31/1/03
Episode 3: Return of the Crazy Moderator!
Greetings and salutations, twisted
denizens of Mousillon. How's it hangin'? Hopefully not on a meathook in
a twisted abattoir in downtown Mousillon! Those crazy ghouls! Ooooookay!
We have an extra special treat for you this month. Our brand spanking
new warband, the Dark Elf Corsairs are like nothing you've ever seen!
(And those of you who are thinking 'Erm, Lustrian Dark Elves you silly
mook' have quite some nerve!) For you see, the Mousillon Dark Elf Coursairs
have a great twist to their list, one which I'll go into a bit later (slow
down there!). So sit back, relax, stick your finger in your ear and poke
out your tongue as you enjoy this months installment of the Mousillon
Bugle.
Dark Tales
One Moonless Night In Aubeterre - Part 2
The madness continues! An early morning stopover in Aubeterre reveals
a strange old dwarf, a whole lot of intrigue and half a leg of luke-warm
mutton. Join our inquisitive hero as he continues his quest to discover
the dark secret of Aubeterre (Hint: The Dark Secret isn't a Hello Kitty
factory).
http://www.strike-to-stun.com/Mousillon/darktales/moonless.htm
Warbands
Dark Elf Corsairs
They're mean. They're quick. They're not the kind of chaps you'd invite
round for tea. The Druchii have hit Mousillon, and no-one's safe from
their bloodlust. To make matters worse, they come with re-enforcements,
each with their own unique way for you to die! The Corsairs have the ability
to employ different troop types each battle, as a sort of hired-sword-on-lone.
That spells nasty pain to anyone that's not presently elven and psychotic!
Check 'em out at
http://www.strike-to-stun.com/Mousillon/warbands/darkelf.htm
Scenarios
Two new scenarios this month, chock full of Mousillon-y twists. Both have
some fun filled surprises at the end. And we all no there's nothing more
enjoyable than fighting a bloodied and gruesome battle, only to be slapped
in the face when you're expecting goodies after!
Beware the Plague
Well we can't say we didn't warn you!
I mean, just look at the title! Still, if you can get away with it, there's
a nice little cash on the side for you to walk away with.Assuming of course
that you don't die a horrible, horrible death. Aren't we nice?
http://www.strike-to-stun.com/Mousillon/scenarios/plague.htm
Look at that Stash!
Well just look at it! If you can find it of course! The fabled stockpile
of weapons at ye merry old Mousillon barracks is ripe for the plundering.
Of course, you're not the only one who wants some shiney new trinkets.
This neat little scenario may be quite different to what you're used to,
and is a lot of fun. And the prizes at the end... well...l *snigger* they're...
*cackle*... they're definately worth the bloodshed!... *Maniacle
laughter*
http://www.strike-to-stun.com/Mousillon/scenarios/stash.htm
Hired Swords
White Lady
While many think Mousillon could use
a woman's touch, they're too afraid to say it for fear of being beaten
over the head with posterboards by feminazi women's rights protestors.
Political correctness aside, these ladies are here to clean up - but you'll
never catch them with a feather duster! These arse whoopin' ladies will
use the true power of the Lady of the Lake to send the bad guys packing,
and clean up the streets the only way that matters! Check out the Ladies
in White:
http://www.strike-to-stun.com/Mousillon/hiredswords/whitelady.htm
There we go folks, another month,
another update. The scary part? This update is actually sent out on
time!!! What has the world come to?! Rest assured, speaking purely
of myself and not of the rest of the group, I'm as surprised as you are!
We'll sure as hell try to keep it up! So then, we move into next month:
more of the usual planned - scenarios, a new hired sword, a new (well,
old) warband. We have plenty more in the pipeline, so be sure to stay
tuned. How exactly? Well, first of all don't unsubscribe to the newsletter!
This is the easiest way to stay up to date, and impress all your friends
with your extensive knowledge of the updates (believe me, the ladies will
find you irresistable! There's nothing sexier than a fully grown man who
still plays with toy soldiers and computers!) With the numbers of subscribers
now at 28, the number of people on this list officially outnumbers the
people I know in real life, and we now rate higher than most free-to-air
public broadcasting stations. Kudos to you all, and especially me, for
constantly coming up with these brillianlty witty newsletters (oh, and
I suppose credit should go to Harrald, Tom, Terry and Nat, without whom
this site would pretty much be a white screen with 'Coming Soon'
written everywhere!) As ever, drop us a line at the forum. We now have
quite a few discussions happening, with a growing group of followers.
(Special hello to Sir Lancelot and Ringatarion for their input. Yes, those
are their real names.)
http://www.strike-to-stun.com/board/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=3
Lastly, another big thankyou to
Edu from the Mordheim mailing list, for informing me of a few howling
errors with the site. They've now been fixed, and I've been properly punished.
There was much flogging and whipping involved.
Anyhoo, cheerio for this month.
Let us know how it goes.
Phil
Mousillon Webmaster and Raving Lunatic
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