The
Mousillon Bugle - 20/11/02
Welcome, mortal, to this, the
first (and only) psuedo-update. 'Psuedo update?' I hear you cry! (I
have very good hearing). 'Whatever do you mean?' Well see the thing
is, this isn't your standard update as such. This is more of a 'reminder'
of the things we've added since we launched the site, and through
various reasons (*cough cough lazy webmaster cough cough*) haven't
announced. Actually a much nicer explanation would be that we were
so eager to publish new material that we put it out as soon as it
was finished, rather than save it all up for an update. Yes, I like
that one. We were doing it for your own benefit, see? ;) So what
then is *new*?
Dark Tales
The Scourge of Aquitaine
You heard it here first. The full, bloody, gory, mutilated, disgusting
tale of the Red Duke of Aquitaine (With a PG 13+ rating). Actually,
The Scourge of Aquitaine is a gloomy account of the corruption of
the court and its eventual decay. Scribed by Mousillon god (yes that's
right, he's the Lady of the Lake) Tom 'Elfinboots' Green, click below
for a tale choc full of Scouge-y goodness!
http://www.strike-to-stun.com/Mousillon/darktales/scourge.htm
Warbands
Woodsmen Warband
If you go down to the woods today, you're in for a big surprise! You'll
probably fined yourself quillier than a hedghog as a dozen shafts
are loosed at your chest! That's right, the Woodsmen are here, and
they ain't no tree-huggin' hippies! Check them out before they take
you out!
http://www.strike-to-stun.com/Mousillon/warbands/woodsmen.htm
Also, various little quibbles
in the warbands have been fixed. (Wraiths in the Knights Errant? What
the...?!)
Scenarios
Tired of being 'Safe on the Other Side'? You've Cleansed and 'Cleansed
those Woods' but can't get that nasty stain out? Well fear no longer!
There are two new Scenarios, The Gates of Morr and Battle at the Wharf.
Gates of Morr
Who's afraid of a little death god? Apparantly not the Undead! Battle
it out under the eerie fog to take control of the temple. Oh, and
did someone say 'ghost'? No, must of been just me...
http://www.strike-to-stun.com/Mousillon/scenarios/morr.htm
Battle at the Wharf Take
a stroll down to docks. Do a spot of fishing. Get captured by Dark
Elf Raiders. Just be careful not to fall in the water. I hear it's
mighty cold this time of year...
http://www.strike-to-stun.com/Mousillon/scenarios/wharf.htm
Village Square
Rumours
George Bush is a space alien clone! The Spice Girls are doing a reuinion
tour! Elizabeth Taylor is really a man! These are rumours you're not
likely to hear in the rumours section. Instead, expect to find little
snippets of information. Whisperings. Rumours if you will. Who knows?
They *may* just turn out to be true *Unsubtle wink* Check out the
rumours at
http://www.strike-to-stun.com/Mousillon/villagesquare/rumours.htm
Well that's all we have time
for this *week* folks. As always, feel free drop us a line ("Do
you believe in love at first site or do I have to walk by you
again?" Get it? 'Site'? Never mind then...). Questions? Queries?
Comments? Qualms? Contributions? Quandries? Compliments? Death
threats? More complimets? All are welcome (Especially compliments.
I can't tell you enough how much our egos love it!). Drop us a
line at mousillon@hotmail.com or better yet, share your feelings
with the world at the forum:
http://www.strike-to-stun.com/board/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=3
Coming up: The pointy eared hippies
make an appearance in Mordheim. New scenarios to carve out a bloody
swathe of destruction. Lose weight in five easy steps. All this
and more in our next *real* installment of the Mousillon Bugle.
Availiable in all good newsagents and bookstores by Christmas
(2002!). Or via the web. Whatever suits you.
Phil
Mousillon Webmaster and all round Groovey Guy
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